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Walter (The Slimey Little Sucker) 2 by Kurtis

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Walter (The Slimey Little Sucker) 2

power-pop

0:002:53
Lyrics
Description
[Intro – chunky riff]
DUN-DUN-DUN… chugga chugga chugga…
Walter!
[Verse 1]
He’s got that schnauzer glare,
Camped out by the kitchen chair.
You chop a carrot—he’s there,
Beggin’ like he’s got no shame to spare.
Pupperoni wrecks his guts,
You’d think he’d learn, but nah—he struts.
Leaves a trail of fear and farts,
Like some kind of four-legged abstract art.
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, he’s German by design,
And a mastermind at meal time.
But try to touch his rear behind?
He’ll act like it’s a war crime.
[Chorus]
🎵 Walter! The slimey little sucker!
Watching your supper like a greasy little trucker.
He don’t do kennels, he don’t do glands,
But he will stare you down with his tiny demands.
🎵 Walter! King of the Yes Dog! scene,
Runnin’ with the pups like a four-legged teen.
But leave him alone and he’s feelin’ blue—
Ends up at the vet like he’s got the flu.
[Verse 2]
Every morning he’s on patrol,
Two paws up on the windowsill.
Squirrel surveillance, bird control—
Tiny cop with a wagging will.
And when he visits pupper friends,
He’s the cool kid startin' trends.
But back at home, it’s clear who reigns—
He owns the couch and all domains.
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s allergic to obedience,
Won’t sit still, won’t make sense.
But call him cute? He’ll strike a stance,
Like a schnauzer rockstar at a doggie dance.
[Chorus – LOUDER]
🎵 Walter! The slimey little sucker!
Follows your fork like a heat-seeking trucker.
Anal gland day? He’s out the door,
Actin’ like he’s fought a war.
🎵 Walter! Food goblin supreme,
Givin’ side-eye like a drama queen.
He don’t beg—he strategizes,
and pees in places that he privatizes.
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