[Intro]
(Spooky organ music)
In the land of Transylvania, where the creatures roam free
Lives a vampire, quite clumsy, and a sight to see
With fangs and a cape, and a heart that's not beating
He's a monster, but his dance moves are still retreating
[Verse 1]
I'm a creature of the night, with fangs so fine
I drink your blood, but my breath's not divine
I'm allergic to garlic, and sun's my greatest fear
But I'll bite you anyway, with a stumble and a sneer
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm rising from the grave, with a groan and a sigh
The sun's going down, and I'm ready to thrive
I'm a vampire, hear me roar, or at least, hear me try
[Chorus]
Rise and shine, not really mine
I'm a vampire, but I'm always late for the crime
Blood on my cape, and a bat in my hair
I'm a monster, but my dance moves are rare
[Verse 2]
I've got a coffin full of snacks, and a Netflix queue so long
I'm binge-watchin' shows, while the world's in the wrong
My heart's not beating, but my love for pizza's strong
I'll suck your blood, but can I get a delivery all day long?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm rising from the grave, with a groan and a sigh
The sun's going down, and I'm ready to thrive
I'm a vampire, hear me roar, or at least, hear me try
[Chorus]
Rise and shine, not really mine
I'm a vampire, but I'm always late for the crime
Blood on my cape, and a bat in my hair
I'm a monster, but my dance moves are rare
[Bridge]
Don't run from me, I'm just a creature of the night
I'll bite you gently, with a smile so bright
Just don't ask me to sparkle, or do a vampire pose
I'm more of a "lumbering undead" kind of vamp, you know!
[Verse 3]
I've got a cape that's tattered, and a top hat so fine
I'm the king of the darkness, but my reign's not so divine
I'll terrorize the village, with a stumble and a fall
But my fangs are fake, and I'm bound to lose them all!
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm rising from the grave, with a groan and a sigh
The sun's going down, and I'm ready to thrive
I'm a vampire, hear me roar, or at least, hear me try
[Chorus]
Rise and shine, not really mine
I'm a vampire, but I'm always late for the crime
Blood on my cape, and a bat in my hair
I'm a monster, but my dance moves are rare
[Drop]
(Vampire dance music)
I'm doing the vampire shuffle, with my fangs in the air
I'm biting the dust, but I'm still not aware
Of my lack of coordination, and my undead stride
I'm a vampire, and I'm feeling alive!
[Verse 4]
I'll haunt the local cemetery, with a howl and a sigh
I'll scare the living daylights out of the humans nearby
But I'll also join a book club and read some vampire tales
I'm a creature of the night with a love for fiction and fails!
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm rising from the grave, with a groan and a sigh
The sun's going down, and I'm ready to thrive
I'm a vampire, hear me roar or at least hear me try.
[Chorus]
Rise and shine not really mine.
I’m a vampire but I’m always late for the crime.
Blood on my cape and bat in my hair,
I’m monster but my dance moves are rare.
[Outro]
(Spooky organ music)
So if you see me stumbling in the dead of night,
Don't be afraid just i
