Create New Playlist

Add a cover pic of your own choice

(Optional)

Name

AI Cover Generator

4 credits

Not enough credits (0/4).

Logout

Are you sure you want to Logout?

Close

The Ballad of Rocky Metzger 2 by Adonijah

SongGPT
The Ballad of Rocky Metzger 2 by Adonijah - folk,male vocals music cover art

The Ballad of Rocky Metzger 2

folk,male vocals

0:001:46
Lyrics
Description
[Verse 1]
We gather today with laughter and dread,
For Rocky Metzger is officially dead.
Not from old age, or a ninja attack—
But from a semi that didn’t hold back.
[Verse 2]
He strutted along, so bold, so spry,
When BAM! came a truck from out of the sky.
(Okay, the road—but sky sounds cool.)
Now Rocky’s a pancake, and gravity’s fool.
[Chorus]
We begged him, “Look both ways, my guy!”
He winked and said, “Relax, I can fly!”
He flapped his arms and gave a hop—
And now he’s got a permanent stop.
[Verse 3]
We tried to scrape him off the ground,
But there wasn’t much Metzger left to be found.
A toe in the gutter, a hand on the dash,
And his soul went flying with a comical CRASH.
[Bridge]
Now here lies Rocky, flat as a mat,
Still cooler than us, even squashed like that.
We'll miss his jokes, his sneaky pranks—
(And his smell, which was... let’s say rank.)
[Outro]
So raise your juice boxes, hats off in style,
For Rocky Metzger, who died with a smile.
Smashed by a semi, but still full of flair—
He's probably haunting a truck stop somewhere.
View Top Ai Songs