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That's Not How Australia Works 2 by SikMik

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That's Not How Australia Works 2

Rock

0:002:08
Lyrics
Description
Verse 1:
These yanks all think we're living upside down
Reckon spiders eat us while we sleep in town
They picture roos as friendly transport mates
But try to ride one, meet your bloody fate
(Those bastards kick like Jackie Chan!)
Chorus:
(Screaming in Linkin Park style)
THAT'S NOT HOW AUSTRALIA WORKS!
You're thinking of some other place
We don't wrestle crocs to work each day
Though Steve Irwin made it look that way!
Verse 2:
Drop bears are the biggest load of shit
Just tourists looking up, waiting to get hit
But dingoes? Yeah, they're fair dinkum true
Took poor Azaria, made the whole world blue
(Keep your babies close at night!)
Bridge:
(Spoken-word rap style)
They think we're so remote we might be Mars
But we've got cities, mate, and fancy cars
Not riding emus down the dusty track
Though sometimes wish we could, that would be crack!
Final Chorus:
(Full intensity)
THAT'S NOT HOW AUSTRALIA WORKS!
But we'll let you keep believing, mate
'Cause watching tourists jump at leaves
Is better than reality TV!
(Spoken outro)
Bloody hell, at least they haven't figured out about the hoop snakes yet...