[Intro - Radio Transmission] *static crackle* Space Donkey 2001, over Do you receive? Over I've been abandoned by our government, over I am a passport holder of the British passport Please come and repatriate me, over We are not illegal aliens, over We are not coming in by boat, over We are coming in by spaceship If you come and rescue us, please bring spare parts please, over We are repeat we are British passport holders Please come repatriate us, over *static fade* [Verse 1] Oi, shoutout to my LSD crew, SATOW props massive Look madas tags, Taliban, ticch ratus, that's classic Fore kanned, messie 42, necko 42, oi Chaos RTM, crime up north, we deploy Team narcotic artists, not arsed kru represent Crew forty two, RTM crew, FNB, we hell-bent Osr kru, all the northern writers hold it down Manchester gunchester, hulme loonies run this town Whally deranged kru, stylish 0161 flow Moss Side anti-establishment, let the people know Space Donkey 2001 stranded on the Moon Over a year now, government left us to our doom No scran, no drink, no liquor in sight No stone, no pipes, no bud to light No LSD, no ket, nothing to get wonky Just rocks and dust, we the forgotten donkey No drum and bass, no jungle, no techno beat No acid house, no old school rave, no heat Nothing to graze on, only lunar stone British passport holders, abandoned and alone [Chorus] Bring the Space Donkeys home NOW Government abandoned us, we won't bow British passport holders, repatriate today We not illegal aliens coming in by dinghy way Bring spare parts, bring the spaceship round Space Donkey 2001, we need solid ground This is NOT conspiracy, this is FACT August 2026, government tried to attack [Verse 2] Listen here, government letting illegals in Hundreds to thousands every week, that's a sin Stupid rubber dinghy boats, stolen from where? Alton Towers, Camelot, Thorpe Park—I swear While WE British citizens stuck on the Moon Government ignoring the transmission tune Elon Musk got the call, fire the rocket Destroy the Space Donkeys, profit in his pocket August 2026, they tried to end we But this is GENUINE, this is REALITY Not conspiracy theory, this is LIVE Space Donkeys fighting just to survive Over a year with no entertainment, no life Only ourselves and Moon rocks, nothing but strife Government won't rescue their own people But let thousands in, that's just evil [Chorus] Bring the Space Donkeys home NOW Government abandoned us, we won't bow British passport holders, repatriate today We not illegal aliens coming in by dinghy way Bring spare parts, bring the spaceship round Space Donkey 2001, we need solid ground This is NOT conspiracy, this is FACT August 2026, government tried to attack [Bridge] Oi oi oi, this a urgent broadcast 0161 style, south Manchester contrast Gunchester massive, we see the truth clear Space Donkeys been stranded over a year No scran, no drink, no wonky donkey supply Government left us on the Moon to die But we British passport holders, we got rights Repatriate us NOW, end these lunar nights Shoutout crime up north, team narcotic artists rise Not arsed kru, crew forty two, open your eyes RTM crew, FNB crew, osr kru stand tall All the northern writers, answer the call Manchester gunchester, hulme loonies unite Whally deranged kru, stylish 0161 fight Moss Side anti-establishment, we demand action Bring the Space Donkeys home, that's the faction [Chorus] Bring the Space Donkeys home NOW Government abandoned us, we won't bow British passport holders, repatriate today We not illegal aliens coming in by dinghy way Bring spare parts, bring the spaceship round Space Donkey 2001, we need solid ground This is NOT conspiracy, this is FACT August 2026, government tried to attack [Outro] Space Donkey 2001, over Do you receive? Over We are British passport holders Please come repatriate us, over Bring spare parts please, over We coming in by spaceship, not by boat This is GENUINE, this is NOT a hoax August 2026, they tried to kill we But the people know the truth, set us FREE Bring the Space Donkeys home Bring the Space Donkeys home Bring the Space Donkeys home NOW *static fade* Brap brap, selecta