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She Rode Off with Jerome 2 by Mortimer

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She Rode Off with Jerome 2

Country / Satirical Country,male vocals

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[Verse 1]
I was grillin’ Spam in my trailer park yard,
Drinkin’ warm beer, pretendin’ I’m hard.
Then she strolled out wearin’ heels and a grin,
Said “You ain’t it, Bobby—he’s tall, smooth, and in.”
[Verse 2]
She met Jerome at the laundromat,
He had clean socks, I had a rebel hat.
He’s got a job, a car, and a Master’s degree—
She said “That’s three things you’ll never be.”
[Chorus]
She rode off with Jerome in his Cadillac chrome,
Now I’m stuck here yellin’ at my phone.
Turns out love don’t check no skin tone—
It just skips bigots and moves right on.
[Verse 3]
Now I post memes on Facebook all day,
Complainin’ ‘bout the country goin’ gay.
But my cousin said, “Bobby, don’t be sore—
Jerome’s got rhythm and a credit score!”
[Bridge]
I burned my boots and my Lynyrd Skynyrd tee,
Thought hatred made me a man—guess the joke’s on me.
She’s in Aruba, sippin’ rum and Coke,
While I’m in the shed... sniffin’ gun smoke.
[Final Chorus]
She rode off with Jerome, left me cryin’ alone,
Now I talk to my dog and a skull-shaped gnome.
Turns out karma’s got a sense of tone—
And it sings real sweet in a baritone.
[Outro – Spoken]
“Dang... should’ve learned to dance.”
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