Hey, hey, ooh, what’s up?
Hey all, here comes Peter in a shiny BMW, Driving kids to school like he′s got a VIP crew,
But when the night falls, oh, the beast awakes, Snoring like a freight train, rattling the stakes!
He′s got a catchphrase, old school, but bold and ciggy, So trendy, even shops are sold!
We′ll wink and nod, keep it cheeky and light, Peter′s words, like a snore, fill the night!
Early bird to the airport, never misses a beat, But on the roundabout, man, he made a retreat!
Taxi driver shock, Peter′s royal decree, A throne on the tarmac, truly wild and free!
Peter, oh Peter, the snoring legend roars, Snoozing like a dragon, shaking all the floors!
Roundabout Royalty, the potty break flair, King of punctual chaos, with style and some flair!
Peter, oh Peter, the clock′s your best mate, But when nature calls, you just can′t wait!
Laughs in the rearview, a pop song delight, Peter′s wild parade, lighting up the night!
BMWs gleaming, kids strapped in tight, Peter′s on a mission, morning shining bright!
But don′t get fooled by the chauffeur′s calm, Behind the wheels, a man with a quirky charm,
Snoring′s his anthem, a thunderous tune, Neighbors plot revenge by the light of the moon!
His jokes are dad level, painfully clever, Yet somehow, Peter′s charm lasts forever!
Early to the airport, always on the dot, But that roundabout stop, man, it′s hard to top!
Taxi driver′s eyes wide, what a sight to see, Peter′s potty break, urban legend guaranteed!
Peter, oh Peter, the snoring legend roars, Snoozing like a dragon, shaking all the floors!
Roundabout royalty, the potty break flair, King of punctual chaos, with style and some flair!
Peter, oh Peter, the clock′s your best mate, But when nature calls, you just can′t wait!
Laughs in the rearview, a pop song delight, Peter′s wild parade, lighting up the night!
Tick-tock goes the clock, Peter′s got no chill, Early everywhere, punctuality′s thrill,
But when the snoring starts, we can′t help but grin, A symphony of snores, let the roast begin!
Peter, oh Peter, the snoring legend roars, Snoozing like a dragon, shaking all the floors!
Roundabout royalty, the potty break flair, King of punctual chaos, with style and some flair!
Peter, oh Peter, the clock′s your best mate, But when nature calls, you just can′t wait!
Laughs in the rearview, a pop song delight, Peter′s wild parade, lighting up the night!
So here′s to Peter, our quirky guy, Snoring and driving, reaching for the sky,
A legend in time, a comedic spree, Roundabout royalty, forever wild and free!
