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Rocky's Grand Disasters 1 by Gavriel

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Rocky's Grand Disasters 1

folk,male vocals

0:003:21
Lyrics
Description
(Verse 1)
There once was a lad named Rocky true,
Who thought he knew just what to do,
He built a boat from duct tape glue,
And sank it in the bay-o!
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 2)
He wired a lamp to a fish’s tail,
Said, “It’s a new invention, won’t fail!”
The fish lit up, then turned quite pale—
Goodbye, electric minnow!
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 3)
He tried to cook some mac and cheese,
By aiming mirrors through the trees,
Burned down his tent, but said with ease,
“Science is a gamble!”
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 4)
He said, “I’ll fix your drone, don’t fear!”
Then duct-taped forks for landing gear,
It flew straight up, then disappeared—
We found it in Toronto!
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 5)
He tried to make a soda bomb,
Said, “Watch this fizz, it’s pure and calm,”
Then wore that soda like cologne—
Rocky smelled like cherry foam!
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 6)
He built a chair from bamboo sticks,
And held it up with melted bricks,
He sat right down—crack, snap, click!—
The jungle cheered “Bravo!”
(Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
Someday when the thinking’s done,
We’ll laugh and say “Nice try, chum!”
(Verse 7)
Now Rocky’s fame has spread around,
His crazy schemes are world-renowned,
He may not think with both feet down,
But man, he keeps us laughing!
(Final Chorus)
Soon may the Smartman come,
To bring us brains and bubble gum,
But truth be told, we’d miss the fun—
Of Rocky’s grand disasters
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