Oval Office Flex by Ispank

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Oval Office Flex

Ispank

Satirical Comedy Rap / Political Jerkcore

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Listen folks, nobody bombs better than me Believe me, we got the best bombs, tremendous bombs, and ran
Oh, they're in trouble, bigly
Rackin' up dictators like they Pokémon cards Venezuela's mad cause we playin' four keeps hard
Narco-terrorists more like narco-targets Droned out their birthday party, now they eulogize in martyrs
ISIS try to stream, we cut their Wi-Fi No more hashtag jihad, just how the hell did I die?
America, America, God's favorite bread You act up, we send a missile right back
Boom bada boom, hey, check the resume Trump's got the briefcase
It's full of USA, you nuclear clown We shut your program down
Iran got spanked, now they sleep underground
Sanctions tighter than my second wife's prenup Airstrikes drop faster than my Twitter rep
Marine rap God with a red button lid Press it for fun, oops, my bad, that's it
You went cryin' in the corner like a woke preschool me While we reenact and call it duty for real
One call, no lawyers, just the football team Bunker busters make the desert clean
Boom bada boom, hey, check the resume Trump's got the briefcase
It's full of USA, you nuclear clown We shut your program down
Iran got spanked, now they sleep underground
Very cool, very legal, most beautiful destruction
Some people say
I'm bad at instruction
All I can help you when the stealth bombers whisper
Breaking, the White House just tweeted a missile emoji at Ayatollah's mom
USA, USA We blew off the sun cause it looked at us wrong
Stop bombing people, or I'll wipe your house out
Most gangster shit ever