[Intro]
Score another guest... ooooo la ta dadada...
(Yeah — listen up, short story)
[Verse 1]
I was gonna get a cruise, but I NQ’d
I was gonna get a meal too, but I NQ’d
Told 'em I would go and purchase too, but I NQ’d
Now I’m not going, and I want to, and I know why (why man?)
They showed me a model suite with a balcony at dusk
Poolside cabanas, towel bar, a bartender named Gus
Brochure said "owner perks," "bonus weeks," "resort access too"
But the checklist had a red mark and they said "not you"
[Pre-Chorus]
Smiles and slides, free appetizer — the demo looked so sweet
They promised member rates and priority for seats
I nodded like a buyer 'til the manager withdrew
Then the rep tapped the box and told me, "Sorry, you NQ'd."
[Chorus — Hook]
Because I NQ’d, because I NQ’d, my credit’s screwed!
I was dreaming of the ocean, poolside views
But now it’s "thank you for your time," next guest through
Score another guest... ooooo la ta dadada...
[Verse 2 — Imagery]
You were gonna get a cruise — but then you NQ’d
You were gonna get a dinner too — but you NQ’d
You were picturing steak, ocean views
Now it’s “thank you for your time,” next guest through.
You saw the ribeye sear, sunset framed in glass
Imagined late-night shows and morning yoga class
They painted exchange-network maps and a calendar of weeks
But the dotted line said "conditional" and the bank said "no leak."
[Pre-Chorus — Tight]
They threw in owner's lounge, resale protection plans
Complimentary shuttle, golf tee-time in your hands
Everything sounded golden 'til the forms were through
Then they circled N-Q and smiled, "We’ll call you — maybe you too."
[Chorus — Hook]
Because I NQ’d, because I NQ’d, my credit’s screwed!
I was dreaming of the ocean, poolside views
But now it’s "thank you for your time," next guest through
Score another guest... ooooo la ta dadada...
[Chorus — Promotional Counterline]
Because I NQ’d, because I NQ’d, my credit’s screwed!
But listen up — owner perks, bonus weeks for you!
Exchange access worldwide, member events and dues
Sign today — owner’s perks for you! (limited slots, get clues)
Score another guest... ooooo la ta dadada...
[Bridge]
They promised me a suite, a getaway so sweet
But the forms turned me down, said "You can’t compete"
I tried to charm, tried to smile, but the answer was no
Now I’m stuck with dreams from a timeshare show
[Verse 3 — Cautionary / Promotional Mix]
I watched a family cheer as the rep slid them a key
They clinked cheap champagne — I clutched my N-Q, said "Gee"
I could still join the club if my profile changed its tune
Owner benefits, discounted stays, and a bonus week in June
But you gotta qualify, get approved, lock the line in place
Ask about maintenance, exchange fees, and the member-only space
It’s a sweet deal if your credit sings and your calendar’s free
Otherwise you get the brochure and the memory of sea
[Chorus — Final Hook]
Because I NQ’d, because I NQ’d, my credit’s screwed!
I was dreaming of the ocea
