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No Kangaroo Rides 2 by SikMik

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No Kangaroo Rides 2

comedy

0:002:24
Lyrics
Description
*Verse 1:*
Well the Yanks reckon we're all Crocodile bloody Dundee
Wrestling crocs while sipping tea
They think we ride roos to the local Woolies store
Mate, try that once - you'll be flat on the floor!
Those hoppers'll kick ya fair dinkum in the head
Leave ya bleeding like a stuck pig, nearly dead
But sure as shit, we'll let 'em keep believing
While we're down here laughing and achieving
*Chorus:*
We don't ride kangaroos, ya silly buggers
We don't wrestle crocs like movie smugglers
Drop bears ain't real but we'll keep that lie going
'Cause watching tourists panic is bloody well showing!
*Verse 2:*
They reckon dingoes snatch babies left and right
Well that happened once - gave us all a fright
Now every camping trip they think we're under siege
From wild dogs plotting like some animal league
"Everything tries to kill ya!" the seppos always say
While they dodge bullets in schools every day
Our spiders might be big, our snakes a bit mean
But we ain't shooting kids - know what I mean?
*Chorus:*
We don't ride kangaroos, ya silly buggers
We don't all talk like bushland muggers
Most of us live in cities, not the bloody outback
But stereotypes are fun, so we cut ya some slack!
*Verse 3:*
They think we're so remote we're on Mars
While checking their phones in their climate-controlled cars
We got WiFi, Netflix, and bloody good coffee too
Not just Vegemite and barbies - that's only half true!
"G'day mate!" they yell when they see an Aussie
Most of us just say "How ya going?" - not so fussie
But we love the attention, the mystique and the fame
So we'll keep playing along with their tourist game!
*Final Chorus:*
No, we don't ride kangaroos, ya silly buggers
And our toilets don't flush backwards, ya daft smugglers
Australia's bloody brilliant but not how you think
We're just taking the piss while you buy us a drink!
*Outro:*
So come on down and see for yourself, mate
We'll show ya round before it's too late
Just watch out for drop bears... *wink*
And don't believe everything that you think!