No Hablo (ICE Breaker) 2 by Ispank

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No Hablo (ICE Breaker) 2

Ispank

Upbeat Parody Flamingo Guitar

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man, i been here since '98...
but watch how quick i hit the ol' 'no hablo inglés' when them vests show up...
workin’ the shift at taco king, yeah i flip those fries, chinga!
boss man loves me—"él es rápido!"—’til payroll hits, "ay, dios!"
but my english smooth like melted cheese, queso suave,
order extra guac? "hell yeah, bro!"—hablo perfect… sometimes.
knock knock
"¡migración!"—oh mierda, freeze—
quick face like "qué?" hands up "¡no sé!"
"sir, we just need—"
"¡lo siento, no entiendo, por favor!" (coughs) "¡tuberculosis!"
taxes? nah, "¿qué es un w-2?"
green card? "¡ay, el césped es muy verde!"
they ask my name—"uh... jorge... washington?"
"...that’s a statue." "¡sí, muy bonito!"
no hablo, no sé, no c-o-m-p-r-e-n-d-o,
but venmo? "oh yeah, @gringogohome!"
i speak american ‘til the cops come knockin’!
"¡no hablo!" —suddenly i’m paulina rubio!
from "what’s up?" to "¿mande?" in 2 seconds flat—
ice got my tongue? ¡psych! nah.
psst… hey kid… wanna buy a social security number?
turned out that 14 year old kid
was a 25 year old dark black ice agents.
damn they're getting fucking good ,
i corrumba and i thought we were the clever ones.
i'm not mad tho, it was nice trip.
that guy biden paid for me, to come up here to live.
im tried of it tho.
i'm mexican,.
i love my country,
i have mexico pride.
i mean everyone should even if you white
all those weird people they called woke.
insulting me acting like i'm not happy to go home.
let's go, joe
nope the ice agents name isn't joe
it's jethro
and he beats me daily , all the time yo
jk we laugh and joke, as i'm going home
free transportation, on the road i go
me and my nice agent, is going home
i mean we are surrounded by beaches
and lots of hot bitches
i mean do the math , biden
no there is no @ in this equation