Intro Riff (staccato guitar, bass groove) Verse 1 Little Dillon rollin’ in like it’s no big dill Skateboard underarm, got opinions to spill Tippy-toe walkin’ through adulthood slow Explaining life to people who already know Nineteen years young, talkin’ like a sage While his whole damn apartment looks like a rage Sharp posters everywhere, junk on the floor Laundry in piles like an art install tour Pre-Chorus Marker on the walls, trash on the bed Gives advice like he’s got his act together in his head Fidgets with stickers, calls it “focus” Slidin’ into a slump right in front of us — hocus pocus Chorus (big chant — group) [Beat drops out — crowd takes over] NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) It’s no big dill, that’s what he say While his life falls apart in a very chill way NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) No big dill, yeah he shrugs real calm As the bills stack up like a badly mixed psalm No big dill, he’s got thoughts to share Can’t clean his room but he’ll fix your flair Little Dillon, king of the hill Of doing absolutely nothing — no big dill Verse 2 Left the bar, Home Depot didn’t last Came back like “growth isn’t always fast” Refuses a job, but he’s got a deck PowerPointin’ poverty like “what did you expect?” Sleeps on couches, floats house to house Leaves behind chaos, junk, and doubt Self-righteous tone, unsolicited game Talkin’ down to grown-ups like we’re the ones to blame Pre-Chorus 2 Skates through life like balance is fake Tippy-toe steps, but the floor might break Thinks he’s edgy, thinks he’s deep Can’t even wash a plate he used to eat Chorus (big chant — with gaps) [Short drum-gap — crowd cue] NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) It’s no big dill, he’s above it all While the walls get tagged and the standards fall NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) No big dill, just vibes and mess And a sticker stash where the couch should rest No big dill, he’s misunderstood Just misunderstood hygiene and basic good Little Dillon, moral megaphone Lecture mode on, but he won’t pick up the phone Bridge (chant / breakdown — call and response) Clean your room! (No big dill) Get a job! (No big dill) Stop giving advice! (No big dill) Grow up! (NO. BIG. DILL.) [Instrumental — glitch, record-scratch, guitar palm mute] Final Chorus (ramped, emotional) [Beat tightens — crowd louder] NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) No big dill, but it kinda is When your whole personality’s “look how this is” NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) No big dill, but we all can tell You’re speed-running life off the rails, not doing so well NO. BIG. DILL. (NO BIG DILL) No big dill, little pirate prince Of skateboards, stickers, and no consequence Little Dillon, time to sit still ‘Cause adulthood’s coming — and it’s a big dill Outro (feedback, abrupt stop) Marker-painted walls. PowerPoint closed. No big dill… until it is. [Feedback squeal — cut to silence]