[Intro - MC Kiki]
Yo! Streetlights, sneakers, shades at the ready,
Big J on the corner, Lil' T says "get steady!"
We came to duel with laughter and flair,
Put your hats on, cool cats — show us you dare!
[Verse 1 - Lead]
We slide like we're gliding on a greased banana peel, (slick and slow)
Moonwalk through puddles, leave a glittery glow.
Slid past a hotdog cart, stole the vendor’s beret,
Sneezed on a confetti puff — now the crowd’s in sway.
[Pre-Chorus - Call & Response]
MC Kiki: "Show me the lean!"
Crew: "Try not to crash!"
MC Kiki: "Throw up your hat!"
Crew: "It won't come back!"
[Chorus - All]
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
Hat's in my hands — shades on the floor.
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
We laugh so hard we wobble and soar.
[Verse 2 - Lead & Big J]
Big J moonwalked through Mrs. Ramos’s rose bush, (whoops)
Knocked over her poodle — it barked in a hush.
Lil' T did the anti-grav lean and lost his shoe,
Turned it into a trumpet — now he’s leading the crew.
[Pre-Chorus - Call & Response]
MC Kiki: "Flip the brim!"
Crew: "Make it sing!"
MC Kiki: "Do the slide!"
Crew: "Make it sting!"
[Chorus - All]
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
Shades on the floor — hat’s in the air.
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
Stole the hotdog cart — left mustard in my hair.
[Verse 3 - Lead]
I tried the spin that the legend once taught, (homage in my step)
Ended in a tumble that somehow sounded like a rep.
Wound up in a backwards glide, now everyone claps,
That accidental wobble became the new dance maps.
[Bridge - Quiet then build]
(Whisper) Tick of a rimshot, hush of the crowd,
We freeze like statues — then giggle out loud.
MC Kiki: "Stumble it slow, make the beat bend!"
Big J: "Trip—twist—strike! Make that stumble transcend!"
[Instrumental Breakdown - Silly Move Showcase]
(Short horn riff, slap bass, rimshot on the quirk)
Lil' T: "The Pancake Pop!" — flops, flips, then a hop.
Big J: "The Popcorn Slide!" — pops off the curb, knocks over a mop.
Crowd joins: claps, whistles, a kazoo cameo,
Hats spin like frisbees, shades reflect the halo.
[Bridge Payoff - Lead Solo]
That trip I took became the Strut-Tumble Solo,
A stumble turned swagger, now everybody knows so:
When you fall with style it's a brand-new groove,
Accidents sync up and the whole block moves.
[Chorus - All, Big Finish Variation]
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
Hat’s in my hands — the poodle’s got a bow.
Moonwalk Mayhem! (Moonwalk Mayhem!)
Shades on the floor — encore, take it slow.
[Outro - Lead & MC Kiki]
We moonwalk through the crowd like we own the street,
A goofy salute to the king of the beat.
No lines borrowed, just a nod and a wink,
We dance, we stumble, we laugh — then we wink.
[Production Notes - whispered over last bars]
Funky bassline, snappy rimshots for each trip,
Percussion drop before the Strut-Tumble flip.
Short instrumental for the silly move showcase (8 bars),
Then a horn-tinged fade — leave the scene in grace.
[Final Tag - All, playful]
Moonwalk Mayhem!