(Intro - All)
All: Oi! Gather 'round, the fire's bright!
Lead: Hear the tale of that wild night!
Group: To Luke! To Luke! (clap-clap)
(Verse 1 - Lead / Group responses)
Lead: He’s Luke the Lute, strings of might,
Group: To Luke! (hey!)
Lead: Struck a tune and sparked the fight,
Group: Ha! Ha!
Lead: Lord Draximus, armor bold,
Group: Draximus! (raise 'em!)
Lead: Hair like flame, a heart half cold,
Group: Oi! Oi!
Lead: Barron Jamie, sly with grin,
Group: Jamie! (that’s him!)
Lead: Winked at danger, tossed a spin,
Group: Nice try!
Lead: Jiminy Cricket, garb so fine,
Group: Jiminy! (cheers!)
Lead: Dapper coat and pocket wine,
Group: Bottoms up!
(Chorus - All, chant)
All: Goblins fall, torches flame — (clap-clap)
All: We made our name! — (clap-clap)
All: Men will cheer, foes will flee — (stomp-stomp)
All: Weird nobility! — (stomp-stomp)
(Verse 2 - Lead / Group)
Lead: The Goblin Hoard came screaming near,
Group: Boo! Boo!
Lead: With rotten spears and half a beer,
Group: Eww!
Lead: Luke struck a wicked, laughing riff,
Group: Play on!
Lead: Draximus swung, gave one a whiff,
Group: Pow!
Lead: Jamie hurled a boot with flair,
Group: Shoe! Shoe!
Lead: Klonk mid-air, a goblin's hair,
Group: Down he flew!
Lead: Jiminy shouted, spells undone,
Group: Ooh!
Lead: Puff of smoke — it tickled none!
Group: Bah!
(Bridge - Stomp & Fiddle, Gang Vocals)
All: Stomp the floor and clap your hands! (stomp-stomp clap)
All: Sing it loud across the lands! (stomp-stomp clap)
Lead: Fiddle wails, the tankard swells,
Group: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Lead: We tell the tale in tavern bells,
Group: Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Chorus - All, tighter chant)
All: Goblins fall, torches flame — (clap)
All: We made our name! — (clap)
All: Men will cheer, foes will flee — (stomp)
All: Weird nobility! — (stomp)
(Call & Response - Lead then Group overlaps)
Lead: To Luke the Lute —
Group: To Luke!
Lead: To Draximus —
Group: To Draximus!
Lead: To Jamie’s shoe —
Group: To the shoe!
Lead: To Jiminy’s spell —
Group: That failed as well!
(Outro - All, overlapping, rising)
All (lead overlapped): So raise your mugs and spill your stew,
Group: Spill it! Spill it!
All: For heroes brave and slightly skewed,
Group: Skewed and true!
Lead: Luke with chords that split the night,
Group: Play on! Play on!
Lead: Draximus’ punch and Jamie’s flight,
Group: Ha-ha!
All: They saved the world — and lost a shoe!
Group: Lost a shoe! (cheer, whistle)
(Final Shout - All)
All: To Luke! To Draximus! To Jamie! To Jiminy!
All: One more song! One more round! Oi!
