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Lord Battery Daddy (King of the Tracks) 2

Aussie pub rock,male vocals

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Alannah

Jul 5, 2025

Lord Battery Daddy (King of the Tracks) 2

Aussie pub rock,male vocals

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🎸 [Intro – Spoken Over Riff]

Oi! Fire up the barbie, crack a coldie – Lord Battery Daddy’s in the bloody building!

(Aussie chant) “Oi! Oi! Oi!”

🎤 [Verse 1]

He was born with a stubby in his hand,

From the Navy straight to dry land.

Now he’s guardin’ trains with a beer belly proud,

Whistles at noon, and he's always loud.

Wears stubbies short but dreams real big,

Bald up top, but a mullet wig.

Swears at clouds and the damn TV,

Thinks VB stands for "Very Best Me."

🎸 [Chorus]

He’s Lord Battery Daddy, BBQ King!

Flips snags with one hand, grabs his ding-a-ling.

Sue’s in the kitchen, regrettin’ her life,

Married to a bloke with a beer gut and strife.

He’s crude, he’s rude, got no class at all,

But he’ll neck a whole slab and still stand tall.

Lord Battery Daddy, Aussie as sin—

Drop your daks, mate, let the bogan begin!

🥁 [Verse 2]

Tells Navy tales with a filthy grin,

About “sea biscuits” and rum-soaked sin.

Says he fought a shark with his flamin’ thong,

(But he just tripped in a pool all along).

He’s banned from Bunnings, twice from Coles,

For moonin’ a manager and stealin’ rolls.

But on the platform, he’s the boss with pride,

Yellin’ “STAND CLEAR!” while his flies unzip wide.

🎤 [Chorus]

He’s Lord Battery Daddy, meat tray lord!

Shouts “BINGO!” at funerals, never bored.

Sue just sighs and pours her wine,

Prayin’ to Centrelink for a sign.

He’s crass, he’s brash, but a legend too—

Built like a fridge and smells like roo.

Lord Battery Daddy, Aussie and free,

Winks at ya mum and pees on a tree!

🎸 [Bridge – Shouted with Guitar Solo]

"Oi Sue, where’s me flamin’ tongs?!"

"Stop cookin’ the salad, that’s not what Aussies do!"

"Who invited vegans? Not on me turf!"

"I'll marinate me meat in Bundy – like a real man!"

🎤 [Final Chorus – All In]

He’s Lord Battery Daddy, hero of blokes!

Farts in the bath and calls it “jokes.”

Train guard by day, pisshead by night,

Still wears his dog tags when he fights.

He’s rude, he’s lewd, but he’s ours to keep—

Sleeps in a chair, farts in his sleep.

Lord Battery Daddy, raise a beer high,

He’ll moon ya at weddings, then kiss ya goodbye!

🎸 [Outro – Group Chant]

Battery Daddy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Snags and beer! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Sue deserves a medal! Oy! Oy! Oy!

This song’s cooked… like his bloody steak!

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