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Linda at the Pub (With Hamish and Jake) 2 by Mary

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Linda at the Pub (With Hamish and Jake) 2

comedy,female vocals

0:002:38
Lyrics
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(Verse 1)
Linda’s 55 and still raising hell,
Drinks like a pirate with stories to tell,
She’s got two dogs that bark at the moon,
Hamish howls bass, Jake sings a tune.
(Chorus)
Ohhh, Linda’s at the pub again!
Wine in her hand and she’s lost her pen,
Telling some bloke that she once met Sting,
Now she's dancin’ and tryin’ to sing!
“Oi, put ABBA on, you cowards!” she cries,
She’s queen of the pub and full of surprise!
(Verse 2)
She rocks up at seven, she’s loud by eight,
Shouting "shots for the table — it's fate!"
Jake's on a barstool, Hamish just farts,
They all know her name at the local Spar.
(Bridge)
She once won a quiz 'bout 80s pop,
Then fell off her chair and yelled “MICHAEL BOP!”
She’s had more pints than years on the Earth,
And she still wears heels for all they’re worth.
(Chorus)
Ohhh, Linda’s at the pub again!
With glitter in her hair and a G&T pen,
She’s flirtin’ with Geoff who’s 83,
Then moonwalks off to take a wee.
Hamish is licking spilled Jäger off floors,
Jake’s got a kebab stuck in his paws!
(Outro)
So raise your glass to the legend we cheer,
Linda the wild, with her dogs and her beer,
At 55 she’s not slowing down —
She’s the rowdiest lass in the whole damn town!
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