[Verse 1: Mr. Hannon/Lorcan]
I'm Lorcan, the king of ZEST, get ready!
Hannon's Supervalu, where DEALS EXPLODE!
Bread's on turbo, tea's ROCKING the roof
Don't mess with Hannon's – WE SPIN THE WHOLE STUFF! 💣
[Chorus: The Hannonators]
Hannon's, Hannon's, FIRE in the air 🔥
The Hannonators shop, like there's NO TOMORROW there!
Lorcan's leading, with a ZESTY battle cry
Hannon's Supervalu – WE GO CRAZY TILL WE FLY!
[Verse 2: Ruby]
I'm Ruby, I'm ZING, like a spark in night
I scan those groceries with a POWER SLIGHT!
Bananas are BOOMING, crisps are on fire
At Hannon's, WE CRUSH the shopping desire! 💥
[Verse 3: Carla]
I'm Carla, the checkout QUEEN with LASERS
I'll get you through, with a SPEED and a BLASTERS!
From deals to dynamite, and a chat so ZAP
At Hannon's, WE BLAST OFF like a CAP! 🚀
[Verse 4: Geraldine]
I'm Geraldine, I stack shelves like a TORNADO
Like a pro, with a TWIST and a Hannon-tado!
Keeping it ZESTY, keeping it LIVE
Hannon's Supervalu – WE SPIN and WE GIVE!
[Verse 5: Kassia]
I'm Kassia, BOMB, like a party pop
I help with shopping, with a BOOM and a HOP!
From pineapples to pizza, and all the ZESTY stuff
At Hannon's, we're the TEAM THAT'S TUFF! 💪
[Verse 6: Lili D]
(shh) 1 percent... rats eat babies...
I'm Lili D, LOUDER, like a SOUND BLAST!
(shh) conspiracy in the aisles...
I bring the music, and the PARTY CRASHES FAST!
From disco to rockets, we'll DANCE on the shelves
(shh) rats in the bins...
At Hannon's, the Hannonators BRING THE DELIRIOUS HELPS! 🎉
[Verse 7: Christy]
Yo, it's Christy, the brain with the ill theories flow
1% of brains, that's all we use, don't let it go
Rats eat babies, ain't no urban myth
Lorcan shakes his head, but I'm on the Hannon shift
I'm the queen of conspiracies, spinning the tale
Hannon's Supervalu, where the deals prevail
Welcome to Hannon's, gonna take you for a ride
INNNNN, where the wild shopping hits inside! 😜
[Verse 8: Lorcan]
Don't listen to Christy, she's CRAZY as can be
We use 100% of brains – that's just reality!
Rats don't eat babies – that's just an OLD WIFE!
At Hannon's, we keep facts straight, no need to CRY! 😄
[Chorus: The Hannonators]
Hannon's, Hannon's, FIRE in the air 🔥
The Hannonators shop, like there's NO TOMORROW there!
Lorcan's leading, with a ZESTY battle cry
Hannon's Supervalu – WE GO CRAZY TILL WE fly
