[Intro – Tyler & Estelle, laughing and talking sh*t]
TYLER:
Ayo Estelle, get yo British a*s over here, why you always sound like a sophisticated GPS?!
(Laughs)
You ever been in a shed? Like… like for real? I used to hide in one from Jehovah’s Witnesses.
ESTELLE:
Oh shut up, Tyler. You look like a gremlin that discovered skincare.
You dress like a Color Me Badd album cover, don't talk to me!
TYLER:
(Pretending to cry)
Wow. Wow. That hurt me deeply. I’m fragile like gluten-free waffles.
(Laughs)
Alright let’s make this song before I put a possum in your carry-on bag.
ESTELLE:
(Laughs) You’re disgusting. Roll the beat, dummy!
[Verse 1 – Tyler]
Garden shed, that’s my hideout
Lawnmower in the back like it’s ready to ride out
I be chillin’ with raccoons, sippin’ chamomile
Lookin’ like I sell essential oils on a Ferris wheel
Man, I grew tomatoes, named ‘em all Steve
One grew legs and left — I was like, “Okay, Steve!”
Got a shovel in hand, diggin' up vibes
I found a mixtape from 2005, it changed my life
Mismatched Crocs, I’m a fashion god
Got bees in the shed yellin’ "YAAS LAWD"
Snails in the corner havin' board meetings
Worms in the soil talkin’ 'bout my streaming
[Hook – Estelle, soulful but ridiculous]
Garden tools, I got rules,
Water my plants, then I fight raccoons
Don't talk to me 'til I prune my tulips
Green thumb flex, got mulch on my new kicks
Oooh!
(Singing) Shed so lit, squirrels throw fits
Every time I walk in, nature do flips
Weird, wild, watch me bloom —
In the garden, baby, we breakin' the rules!
[Verse 2 – Tyler]
Okay, I had a convo with a cactus
He said, “You petty, bro, go practice.”
So I karate-chopped a garden hose
And made tea from a leaf that snorted cocoa nose
I do landscaping in Balenciaga
Flipped a wheelbarrow, screamed "WAKANDA!"
I’m weird like soup in a Ziploc bag
Or a grandma with a neck tat sayin' "SWAG"
Got a rake in the corner named Lucius
He judges me hard when I play my new sh*t
Birds on the fence like a gossip crew
Talkin’ bout “Ooo girl, Tyler in a onesie too?”
[Bridge – Estelle, dramatic and goofy]
Dandelions whisper to me…
"Tyler’s pants smell like a burnt tree"
Photosynthesize with the windows down
If a squirrel pulls up, I’ma throw down!
[Final Hook – Tyler & Estelle]
TYLER:
Garden shed, that’s my studio now!
ESTELLE:
Shed got vibes and some hedgehog chow
TYLER:
Don’t touch my rake, he’s sensitive
ESTELLE:
You beefin’ with plants, that’s definitive
BOTH (singing dramatically):
Oooh, we bloomin’ in chaos, composted pain!
Hoes in the shed, but not in that way
Nature’s weird and so are we
Tyler and Estelle, makin’ mulch sexy!
[Outro – Tyler & Estelle]
TYLER:
Aight I’m done. I just got bit by a caterpillar with an attitude.
ESTELLE:
You allergic to flowers and feelings. Go take a Benadryl.
TYLER:
Yo that dandelion winked at me, I’m feelin' vulnerable...
ESTELLE:
And you still ain’t fixed the damn door hinge, it sound like a haunted mixtape.
TYLER:
Shed life, baby. Shed life.
