GARAGE SHED 1 by June
GARAGE SHED 1
hip hop,both vocals
0:003:13
June
Aug 5, 2025
GARAGE SHED 1
hip hop,both vocals
Lyrics
Description
🎙️ [Intro – Tyler & Estelle, laughing & roasting each other]
TYLER:
Yo Estelle, shut yo corny BBC-ass up, lookin' like a crumpet that raps.
(Laughs) You in the studio with them big-ass earrings, like a chandelier had a baby with a disco ball.
ESTELLE:
Oh please, Tyler. You built like a wet baguette with secrets.
You smell like spoiled oat milk and garage anxiety.
And you got a voice like a Windex bottle — spritz spritz, lookin’ ass!
TYLER:
DAAAMN. Okay! You woke up mean today.
I just came here to talk about my emotions in a shed and you over here rottin’ my soul.
(Laughs) Roll the damn beat before I cry in this hoodie.
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🎶 [Verse 1 – Tyler]
Garden shed, more like a therapy box,
Where I talk to plants and pretend they my pops.
I got a rake named Sharon, she got an attitude,
Tried to hug her once, she hit me with gratitude.
My neighbor saw me waterin’ fake plants —
I said, "Mind ya business, Greg! That’s advanced!"
I do photosynthesis in pink socks,
Steppin' out the shed like, “Who want moss?!"
Yo, I built a birdhouse, and no birds came,
Now I’m in there writing letters, signing fake names.
I told a squirrel my secrets, now he ghosted me,
He on TikTok now with my diary, openly.
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🎶 [Hook – Estelle, hilariously soulful]
Garage shed…
Where I go when life feel dead…
Ain’t no Wi-Fi, just spiders and dread…
I made tea from a leaf, now I’m spiritually fed… (fed up!)
Yeah, Tyler cryin' in a tool drawer,
Singin' sad songs to a 2x4,
He built a bench just to sit and regret —
Got mulch in his shoes and a raccoon for a pet.
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🎶 [Verse 2 – Tyler]
I wore a sun hat and a hoodie, fashion sin,
Lookin' like a sad grandma tryin’ to win.
Got beef with a mole who stole my radish,
We got court tomorrow, it's gon’ be madness.
I journal with crayons, it’s avant-garde,
My therapist a gnome, and he pullin' my card.
He said, “Tyler, why you build a shed inside a shed?”
I said, “It’s emotional layers, you garden-fed head!”
Got wind chimes playin’ sad boy blues,
Bugs doin’ ballet in my waterproof shoes.
I got feelings, baby, and garden tools,
I plant love, then ruin it — I’m a damn fool.
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🎶 [Bridge – Estelle, smooth & sarcastic]
Ooooooh, he cryin' in the compost…
Got worms givin' therapy, toastin’ to his lost hopes…
He prunin’ his feelings like dead leaves,
Callin’ me cryin’ like, “Estelle, they don't believe!”
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🎶 [Hook – Estelle & Tyler]
ESTELLE:
Garage shed, funky lil’ vibe,
Weird-ass place where the bugs high-five…
TYLER:
Talkin’ to tomatoes like “You got soul”
ESTELLE:
You need help, bruv. Go water that mole.
BOTH (harmonizing poorly on purpose):
Shed… full of pain and dirt…
Shed… got splinters in my shirt…
Shed… where your ex left you on read…
Now you talk to a fern and call it “Fred.”
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🎙️ [Outro – Tyler & Estelle, roasting each other hard, laughing]
TYLER:
Ayo Estelle, why your laugh sound like a British car alarm?
“EEEEE-OOO-EEE-OOO I’m emotionally intelligent!”
GARAGE SHED
Genre
Hip Hop
Gist
This song humorously navigates the emotional landscape of two friends, Tyler and Estelle, who use a garden shed as a metaphor for their inner struggles. Through witty banter, playful roasts, and whimsical reflections on life, they explore themes of vulnerability, friendship, and the absurdities of adulthood.
Themes
- Vulnerability and Emotional Expression: The garden shed symbolizes a safe space for expressing feelings, no matter how absurd they may seem.
- Friendship and Humor: The dynamic between Tyler and Estelle showcases how humor can be a coping mechanism, especially in tough times.
- Existential Reflection: The lyrics delve into the quirks of life, encapsulating feelings of isolation and the pressure to conform, all while maintaining a lighthearted tone.
Inspiration
Inspired by the original request for a playful exchange between Tyler and Estelle, the song reflects their comedic chemistry and ability to tackle serious themes with humor, set against the backdrop of a quirky garden shed.
Emotional Impact
Listeners are likely to feel a mix of amusement and empathy as the comedic exchanges resonate with their own experiences of friendship and emotional struggles. The song's lighthearted approach to serious topics invites laughter while simultaneously encouraging reflection on personal feelings.