[Intro ] [SFX: Sizzling grill, Sleigh bells] [Spoken Word - Deep Robotic Voice] Order up. Table four. Silver... Glitter. [Verse 1 - Rhythmic Bass] It’s 3 AM, the snow is falling down The only lights are glowing in this town Yellow sign buzzing in the dark Crispin’s here to light the spark He’s tiny, he’s flying, he’s unseen Dressed in frosting, red and green Waffle wings flapping to the beat Turning up the griddle heat! [Pre-Chorus - Rising tension] Got that peppermint stick in his hand (Hand, hand, hand...) Spreading magic all across the land (Land, land, land...) Silver shirt shining like a disco ball He’s answering the hunger call! [Build Up - Drums Speeding Up] Batter up. Batter up. Batter up. WHIPPED CREAM! [Drop - Heavy Bass and Synths] CRIS-PIN! [Bass Wobble] WAFFLE HOUSE! [Synth Melody Hook] CRIS-PIN! Make it sticky! [Bass Slide] SUGAR RUSH! [Verse 2] Don't be sad, don't feel blue He’s got a candy peppermint for you Holly crown sitting on his head Best breakfast that you’ve ever had From the booth to the counter top The syrup flow is never gonna stop Glitter shirt, yeah he’s dressed to kill Dancing on the iron grill! [Pre-Chorus - Intense Build Up] Got that peppermint stick in his hand... He’s the legend of the promised land... Silver shirt shining like a disco ball He’s answering the hunger call! [Build Up] 1... 2... 1... 2... DON’T BURN IT! [Drop - High Energy Lasers] CRIS-PIN! SIDE OF HASHBROWNS! [Synth Solo] CRIS-PIN! Yeah, we eating good tonight! SYRUP DRIP! [Bridge - Slow, Atmospheric, Choir Pads] From Batter-Haven to the interstate... He’s putting magic on your plate. (On your plate... on your plate...) [Outro - Hard Stop] Crispin. Out. [SFX: Fork clinking on plate]