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Cosmic Boot Scootin' 1 by Mi

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Cosmic Boot Scootin' 1

Country Pop,male vocals

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[Verse 1 – Present-Tense Dad Life]
I tuck my kids in every night
Kiss my wife in the screen door light
Grill on, porch swing slow
A life that’s simple, clean, and whole
But once the moon is risin’ clear
I crack a cold, sweet bottle of beer
Put on my boots, feel the urge ignite
And boot scoot solo in the pale porch light
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[Chorus 1 – Just a Taste]
I love my family, Lord knows it’s true
But I love beer… and my dancin’ boots, too
Just a lil’ two-step, a harmless cheer
Boot scootin’ soft with a midnight beer
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[Verse 2 – The Shift]
But now I scoot when I’m supposed to sleep
And drink beer ‘til it soaks in deep
Missed the school play, burned the roast
Tried to hug my wife, hugged a tall glass warm stout
My boots grew loud, my eyes grew wide
I laughed as reality slipped outside
My kids said, “Dad, are you okay?”
I said, “Y’all got any beer today?”
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[Chorus 2 – Falling Hard]
Used to love bedtime stories and grace
Now it’s beer and foam all over the place
No more family, no more friends
Just scootin’ in circles with beer that never ends
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[Bridge – The Cyber Shift]
One night I danced so hard I broke
My legs gave out — my spine went woke
A lightning bolt struck the neon floor
I rebooted metal with a frothy roar
Now I’m chrome below and buzzed above
Wired for hops, with a heartless shove
My wife screamed, “He’s not even human!”
I said, “I’m a boot scootin’ beer-fueled unit, woman!”
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[Verse 3 – Beerpocalypse Begins]
I drank the beer of every land
From basement kegs to desert sand
I drained the taverns, I cleared the shelves
Brewed in my brain and cloned myself
Then I scooted to the ocean blue
Looked at the sea and said, “That’ll do”
With one high kick and a foamy scream
I turned all water into beer supreme
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[Break – Fourth Wall Shatter & Plea]
HEY! IF YOU’RE LISTENIN’ — EARTH IS DRY!
SEND BEER FROM SPACE OR I’LL START TO CRY!
AND IF YOU GOT BOOTS THAT CAN WITHSTAND FIRE
MAIL ‘EM NOW — MY HEELS EXPLODE WHEN I TIRE!
PLEASE! I NEED A PINT THE SIZE OF A MOON!
I’LL SCOOT ‘TIL PLANETS COLLAPSE IN TUNE!
MY FAMILY’S GONE — MY MIND’S UNHINGED
BUT BEER IS MY GOD AND I’M GETTIN’ BINGED!
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[Final Chorus – Galactic Boot Scootin']
I don’t need birthdays, names, or sleep
Just beer in my gut and a booted leap
I scoot through space with a barley scream
Powered by rage and a pale ale dream
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[Outro – Cosmic Chant / Meltdown]
Beer ‘n boot scootin’! Beer ‘n boot scootin’!
BEER! BOOTS! BEER! BOOTS!
Galaxies foam! Saturn’s sudsy!
MERCURY’S MELTING — LET’S BOOGIE, BUDDY!
BOOOOOOTS!!! BEEEEEEEER!!!
(static... orbital banjo solo...)
…scoot… beer… scoot… beer…
(fade into intergalactic foam and echoes of a man who once had a mortgage
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