Intro Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where friends get baked and loved ones go to hell, Grab a key, enjoy the smell, Hope you like your love well-done as well... Verse 1 Neon sign says “Sweet Dreams Inn”, Dripping red like cherry wine, Bellboy with a killer grin, Says, “Relax, you’ll be just fine.” Reception whispers, “Take a seat, We got comfort, we got style,” Didn’t say the special dish Is you, prepared in just a while. Pre-Chorus Every smile shows a row of teeth, Every hug is held too tight, When they ask you “How you like it?” They don’t mean sleep tonight... Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where friends get baked and loved ones go to hell, They’ll say “We love you, can’t you tell?” Then ring the shiny dinner bell. Yeah, the beds are soft, the knives are bright, The chef is dancing in the light, Check in warm, check out well-done, Crispy dreams until the night. Verse 2 Room service knocks at half past two, With a grin and barbecue, “Just a mint and something sweet… And a pot of human stew.” Elevator smells like fries, Lobby band plays screams in key, Couples laugh on honeymoon, Guessing who tonight will be. Pre-Chorus If they ask about allergies, Salt or spice or what you like, They just wanna match the sauce To the way you scream tonight. Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where the food is fresh and served so well, They don’t waste a single soul, Every bite is pure cartel. Yeah, the wine is red, but not from vines, The dessert is “You” in slices fine, Sign the bill, no need to yell, You’re part of the menu as well. Bridge Tip your waiter, he’s a star, Even chewing on your shoe, Chef will ask, “Was it divine?” While he’s waving back at you. You can run but that’s the game, Every hall looks just the same, Five-star fear, gourmet delight, Eat your heart out — literally tonight! 😈 Final Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where friends get baked and loved ones go to hell, We don’t break hearts, we roast them slow, With secret spice and fire to sell. So enjoy your stay, enjoy the show, From first scream to final yell, Once you taste our hospitality… You’ll never leave the Cannibal Hotel. Outro Neon fades, the bell goes ding, Chef says, “Hope you liked the smell…” Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where everybody eats… and nobody tells. 🩸🍽️