Intro Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where friends get fried and loved ones baked, Grab a key, enjoy the smell, Hope you like your love well-done, not rare or half-baked… Verse 1 Neon sign says “Sweet Dreams Inn”, Painted with a little red, Bellboy’s got a killer grin, Hands you towels and garlic bread. Reception says, “Relax tonight, We got spa, a bar, a pool,” Didn’t mention on the menu You might be tonight’s main course, fool. Pre-Chorus Every smile shows a little tooth, Every hug is extra tight, If they ask you “How you like it?” That’s not small talk — that’s tonight. Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Five-star meals and guests as well, They’ll say “We love you, can’t you tell?” Then ring the dinner bell. Yeah, the beds are soft, the knives are sharp, The chef’s in love with your cologne, Check in happy, check out crispy, Bones to go, you’re not alone! Verse 2 Room service knocks at half past two, With a smile and barbecue, “Sir, we brought a mint for you… And a side of human stew.” Lobby band plays smooth jazz screams, Elevator smells like fries, Honeymooners hold each other, Wondering who gets sliced tonight. Pre-Chorus If they ask about allergies, Don’t say nuts, don’t say spice, They just wanna know what sauce Goes best with you and rice. Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where the food is fresh as hell, They don’t waste a single guest, They love you more when you’re well-dressed. Yeah, the wine is red, but not from grapes, The dessert is “You Surprise”, Sign the bill with shaking hands, Hope you like your afterlife. Bridge Tip your waiter, he’s a sweetheart, Might be chewing on your shoe, Chef will ask, “Was it delicious?” While he’s waving with your shoe. You can scream but that’s the music, Part of our immersive show, Five-star horror, ten out of ten: “Would be eaten here again!” 😈 Final Chorus Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Where friends get fried and loved ones baked, We don’t break hearts, we grill them slow, With rosemary and extra steak. So enjoy your stay, relax a bit, No need to pack, no need to roam, Once you taste our hospitality… You’ll never leave, this is your home! Outro Neon flickers, chef says “Bon appétit!” Bellboy waves with a carving knife… Welcome to the Cannibal Hotel, Hope you enjoy… your afterlife. 🩸🍽️