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Bringin’ Crack Back (But Crack Was Whack) 1 by Rondonjohnson ft. Ronathan Taylor Thomas

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Bringin’ Crack Back (But Crack Was Whack) 1

Theatrical Ragtime Cabaret,Ensemble (Mixed Voices)

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Lyrics
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(Intro — plinky piano, jaunty whistles, kazoo clears throat)
Ohhh the gang got bored on a Tuesday night,
Said “Let’s bring crack back, it’d feel so right!”
But they forgot one tiny lil’ fact…
Crack was whack, and it’s still whack!
⸻
🎵 Verse 1
Brandon showed up with a trench coat on,
Said “Y’all, I got a mission we can start at dawn!”
Pulled out charts, graphs, a whole attack—
A PowerPoint titled “Let’s Bring Crack Back!”
Soaren said, “Bro, this plan’s insane!”
Sting said, “I already called the candy cane man!”
Theo was crip-walkin’ in the back like ‘facts,’
And I’m sittin’ there whisperin’, “Crack was whack.”
⸻
🎶 Pre-Chorus
They had brochures, a theme song, matching backpacks,
A jingle with handbells and slapstick clacks—
They wanna make crack the new zodiac…
But they forgot… crack was W H A C K.
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🎵 Chorus
Ohhh they’re tryin’ to bring crack back, like disco or scrunchies,
Actin’ like it’s quirky, vintage, funky.
They’re prancin’ around like pied pipers of smack,
But no matter how they spin it—
Crack was whack!
Crack was wha-aaack!
(Theo crip-walks through the tap dance break.)
⸻
🎵 Verse 2
They planned a launch party on 5th and Main,
With cupcakes, confetti, a candy-cane cane—
Said “Let’s rebrand it! Call it ‘Retro Rocks’!”
I said “You’re gonna end up in detox.”
They tried TikTok trends like “Crack Tok TWIST!”
But the algorithm said, “Umm… no thanks to this.”
Even their mascot—a squirrel named Jack—
Gave up and yelled, “CRACK WAS WHACK!”
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🎵 SOAREN’S SUGARCOAT SOLO (New Verse)
Now Soaren stepped up with a wink and a grin,
Said, “Okay okay, maybe crack’s a lil’ sin…”
“But hear me out, squad, don’t give me flak—
If we call it FREEBASE… it ain’t technically crack.”
He pulled out a chart with a rainbow stack,
A Venn diagram labeled “This vs. That,”
Sting facepalmed, Theo nearly threw out his back—
And I yelled, “SOAREN.
BABY.
FREEBASE IS CRACK.”
He said, “But the word sounds fancy, like crème brûlée!”
I said, “Yeah, and arsenic sounds nice in French too, okay?”
He tried to moonwalk out of the whole damn act,
But even the squirrel started screechin’,
“CRACK IS CRACK!”
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🎶 Pre-Chorus 2
They wore capes! They wore gloves! They rehearsed a track!
Did a barbershop quartet singin’, “Bring crack back!”
But every damn rhyme ended up sounding slack…
‘Cause crack… was… wha-aaack.
⸻
🎵 Bridge — The Tweaker PSA
Now listen up, friends, ‘cause we need to speak,
We thrive on ice — it’s okay to tweak,
It ain’t a crime to be freakin’ tweakin’,
Heart racin’, jaw shakin’, eyeballs peekin’…
BUT WE DON’T SMOKE CRACK.
Nope! Not our track.
Not our circus, not our snack.
Say it with me:
“Crack was whack!”
⸻
🎵 Final Chorus
So if you see my friends on a whim or a tack,
Tryna bring crack back like it’s some throwback hack—
Just pat their heads, give ’em snacks, guide ’em b
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