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Bio Break Bandit — Country Anthem 2 by Evan

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Bio Break Bandit — Country Anthem 2 by Evan - Country (Gritty, Adult),Male (Gritty Baritone) Voc music cover art

Bio Break Bandit — Country Anthem 2

Country (Gritty, Adult),Male (Gritty Baritone) Voc

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Bio break! Bio break!
Right when we need him—he evaporates.
Like clockwork, bro, it’s getting wild—
Do you pee in liters or metric miles?
We love you, man, we really do,
But holy hell—can you hold it ‘til round two?
You vanish mid-load like a shadow fake…
Can someone patch this dude’s bio break?
(Verse 2)
Tarkov’s brutal, you know the stakes,
But you're out here making bathroom plays.
League's in draft, bans are done,
You typed “brb bio” and you’re gone, son.
We’re counting down, you're not online,
Are you peeing or performing a bloodline rite?
(Chorus)
Bio break! Bio break!
Our squad cohesion’s about to quake.
Every round, you're gone like mist—
Your toilet’s got an achievement list.
We ping, we stall, we wait, we cope,
While you’re on some kind of urinary slope.
It’s not judgment—just concern for fate...
Have you tried installing a catheter crate?
(Bridge – Spoken / Slowed Down)
We’ve accepted it.
It’s tradition now.
The pre-match ritual, the sacred vow:
Game starts soon? You're out the gate—
Off to bless the porcelain plate.
Maybe it’s nerves, or hydration skill...
But bro, you could power a watermill.
(Final Chorus – Big, Anthem Style)
Bio break! Bio break!
Right before the push or gank.
Your PC’s warm but your seat is cold—
Did your kidneys sign an NDA or what, bro?
Tactical ghost, our evac king,
You'd miss a nuke ‘cause you felt a twinge.
Next match, we beg—just please, for our sake...
Don’t pre-queue if you need a bio break!
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