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Beer ‘n Boot Scootin’ 1 by Micha

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Beer ‘n Boot Scootin’ 1

country funk pop,male vocals

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Lyrics
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[Verse 1 – Slipping Already]
Kids are in bed, wife’s on the phone
I’m in the yard yellin’ at a garden gnome
Tried to grill hot dogs with a flashlight beam
Then boot scooted into the trampoline
She said, “Honey, are you losing grip?”
I said, “Not at all — just takin’ a sip”
Cracked a cold one, kissed a rake
Told the birdbath, “You're my soulmate”
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[Chorus 1 – Pretending It’s Fine]
I love my family, I guess I do
But I love beer, and my steel-toe boots, too
Just a little scoot to clear my mind
Then eight more beers ‘til I go blind
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[Verse 2 – The Decline Gets Obvious]
I’m scootin’ hard, forgettin’ names
Tried to mow the lawn inside a video game
Missed my kid’s play, set the fridge on fire
And slow danced with a wet barbed wire
The wife said, “We need serious talk”
But I was busy beer-naming a pet rock
She took the kids, I shed no tear
I just held my boots and cracked a beer
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[Chorus 2 – Sloshed and Proud]
Used to love birthdays, bedtime tunes
Now it’s foam-filled boots and outlawed loons
I sleep in jeans, I eat from cans
I’ve boot scooted off all my future plans
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[Bridge – Cyborg Horror]
Scooted too hard, my spine gave out
Now I’m rebuilt with a spout and snout
I buzz, I fizz, I leak pure brew
And scream at clouds like real men do
She changed the locks, the kids said “Bye”
So I launched myself with a kegful cry
I ain’t a man, I ain’t alive
I’m a beer-blasted scootin’ cyberhive
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[Verse 3 – The Beer Earth Reboot]
Drank all the beer the world could sell
Taps went dry, and rivers as well
Stared at the sea, raised one boot
Yelled “BEER NOW!” — and gave it the boot
Tides turned gold, the waves went flat
Sharks passed out, the crabs just sat
Now I rule this suds-soaked Earth
Boot scootin’ circles in post-beer mirth
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[Break – Screaming at the Listener]
HEY! ANYONE OUT THERE? I NEED MORE BEER!
AND A PAIR OF BOOTS THAT SHIFT TO GEAR!
I’LL SELL MY BRAIN FOR A SINGLE KEG
I’LL SCOOT UNTIL MY METAL LEGS BEG
SEND BEER FROM SPACE, AND BOOTS FROM HELL
I GOT NOTHING LEFT BUT A barley SMELL
FAMILY? GONE. FRIENDS? WHO CARES?
I’M MADE OF FOAM AND NIGHTMARE STARES
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[Final Chorus – Full Collapse]
Forget the house, forget my name
I drink beer straight out the propane flame
No more hugs, no more rules
Just me, my boots, and puddles of drool
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[Outro – Chant of the Lost]
Beer ‘n boot scootin’! Beer ‘n boot scootin’!
BEER! BOOTS! BEER! BOOTS!
I AM THE STORM IN A SIX-PACK’S WAKE!
MY HEART IS A TAP THAT YOU CAN’T BREAK!
BEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
(banjo howls… electric moo…)
…beer… boot… scoot… beer… beer… beer… beer…
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