Verse 1:
He’s forty‑three, the king of scoreboards,
Beats the chess clock, beats the karaoke chords.
Steals her fries, then nails the final round,
Winks, does a victory strut, never slows down.
Pre‑Chorus:
Forty‑one and on her quest, she’s lining up the plays,
She files the receipts of losses, stacks of glorious days.
She grins, she plots, she brags she’ll take him on —
He smiles and turns the groove, then the crown is gone.
Chorus (call & response):
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Better at everything, he’s grinnin’ to the end — (Always wins!)
Brother always wins, let that funky chorus bend. (Always wins!)
Verse 2:
Beat her at chess, stole the karaoke mic,
Outgrilled her at the barbecue, flame kissed just right.
Fantasy league, crossword, DIY shelf hung straight,
Dance‑off at the wedding, he moonwalks her fate.
Quick Shoutouts (spit‑fire lines / space for horn stabs):
He beat her at Mario Kart, he beat her at darts,
He fixed the leaky sink, then fixed her broken heart.
He won the pie contest, then ate the pie he’d made —
She laughed and filed a paper claim for rematch and parade.
Pre‑Chorus (short):
She rolls her eyes, she’s sharpening a sly little grin,
Forty‑one and ready — the underdog with zing.
Chorus (call & response):
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Better at everything, scoreboard’s his best friend — (Always wins!)
Brother always wins, let that funky chorus bend. (Always wins!)
Horn Break / Bass Groove (instrumental cue):
(Horn stabs on the one, slap bass walking, crowd chants "Always wins!")
Bridge (comedic twist):
One afternoon she bakes a pie, surprise — she takes the cup,
He claps, proud as punch, she’s king for one small sup.
Then he challenges the rematch, wink across the room,
He wins the next slice back, she mock‑bows to his boom.
Solo (space for guitar/horn/bass):
(Solo: wah guitar + horn unison, bass groove rides the pocket)
Final Chorus (amped):
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Crown on his head, scoreboard says "win" — (Always wins!)
Better at everything, he’s got the grin, he’s got the spin — (Always wins!)
Brother always wins, and we clap along again. (Always wins!)
Outro (playful, affectionate):
It’s a family roast with funk and a laugh that never ends,
She plots her comeback, he polishes trophies and sends.
They trade their stories, trade the teasing and the rhymes —
Forever sibling rivals, jamming through the times.
(End tag — call & response fades: "Always wins!" x4 with horns)
