[Intro]
Yeah...
Aldi Poulton, late shift vibes
Donk beat knockin' wall to wall
Let's go đđ„
[Hook]
Donk, donk, donk, hear it bang in the store,
Aldi Poulton crew got the mic and the floor,
From the tills to the back, yeah we reppin' that grind,
Scan fast, talk trash, just killin' some time.
Donk, donk, donk, every aisle every day,
Different teams, same banter, thatâs the Aldi way.
[Verse 1 â Steve aka Mucky Mills]
Steve aka Mucky Mills, yeah you know that name,
Talkinâ mad waffle, got no shame in the game,
Liverpool red, yeah he bleeds that crest,
Chat so outrageous got customers stressed đ
Pure filth (verbally), jokes fly reckless,
Still scan faster than the rest when itâs hectic.
[Verse 2 â Porsha]
Porsha on shift always havinâ a laugh,
Smilinâ through the chaos, yeah she built for the graft,
United supporter but we still let it slide,
âCause the vibes stay high when sheâs workinâ that side.
Jokinâ round aisles, make the long days fly,
Best laugh in the place, yeah you know thatâs right.
[Verse 3 â Scouse Pete]
Scouse Pete posted up, self-service king,
Bags in one hand, yellow fob doinâ things,
âSound, mate?â energy, runninâ that zone,
Fix a till, crack a joke, never flappinâ alone.
Calm in the madness, yeah he runs that show,
If itâs beepinâ too loud â Pete already knows.
[Verse 4 â Connor Creegan]
Connor Creegan with the laugh you canât miss,
Catchy as a hook, yeah contagious as this,
Sings real smooth, guitar on lock,
Could shut down the pub or rock the staff block.
Solid lad, decent mate, yeah a proper good Red,
Liverpool through and through, enough said.
[Verse 5 â Stephen âMaccaâ McGrath]
Stephen McGrath, yeah we call him Macca,
Inbetweeners quotes hittinâ back-to-backa,
âParty whoem? Cool, that soundsâŠâ đ
Say it once and the whole room crowds round.
Another Red in the mix, keep the standards intact,
Quotinâ Will McKenzie like itâs straight facts.
[Verse 6 â Sam aka Freddy]
Last but not least, Sam aka Freddy,
United fan, always jokey and ready,
Loves his weed, loves banter even more,
âGo on Sammy lad!â echo round the store.
Never takes life too serious, keeps it light,
Laughs through the shift till itâs clock-out time.
[Hook]
Donk, donk, donk, hear it bang in the store,
Aldi Poulton crew got the mic and the floor,
From the tills to the back, yeah we reppinâ that grind,
Scan fast, talk trash, just killinâ some time.
Donk, donk, donk, every aisle every day,
Different teams, same banter, thatâs the Aldi way.
[Outro]
Yeah⊠Aldi Poulton
Donk beat still playinâ
Same crew, same laughs
Clock out, see you tomorrow đđ„
